Omg, i just have to rant about this right this second because if i don't blog now, i know my next entry wouldn't be updated until the next  few days or so.

Anywho, Chuck Norris. Who is he really? I've seen allusions and references to this highly portrayed god-like man. But after, a little search on beloved Wikipedia and a mini explanation from Shane on who Chuck is.  I found out who Norris is :

Chuck Norris (born Carlos Ray Norris Jr. on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma) is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is known for action roles like Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger, his training with Bruce Lee and for his ironically tough image. [ From Wikipedia]

Alrighto, let's conclude this. Chuch Norris is just an ordinary folk who has NO SUPERPOWERS whatsoever. Just an ordinary human being - like you and me.

But for some reason, Chuck has become an element of Popular Culture and a highly egotistic character [which is not true. Norris said so himself]. And because he is recognised as some superior being frolicsomely (especially amongst the boys. omg my msn list. I see jokes about him on people's nick) , i admire him even more. Why? Well, that's because me and him have something in common. Both of us "like" being ego but we both don't mean it . The only difference is that , others see him as some Almighty being but i, myself see myself as one.   But remember i don't mean it. I just do it to advoid tensions between convos and add some humour .

Anywho, let's explore some Chuck Norris's jokes, but keep in mind. Replace his name with mine in these jokes . ROFLMAOS. JOKES.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When God said "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

Chuck Norris once shot a plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

TThey decided to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper brand but there was one problem. it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

For more Chuck Norris' Click here:  Chuck Norris Jokes ;